SPORTS DAY:

bg and dng : cricket match:

bg: aye dng, toss hakamma, csptain aage kooroona. Thumba dina aayitu!
dng: ahahah...... nanu korallappa! le bg neenu khiladi kano! nanu 1st time cricket aaduthayiruvudu........... nanna jote korbittu, neenu olle team thogondu, geddu bidthiyaa!
this is my 1st game of cricket. i always play kabaddi with RG and other ladies like MDV.
Ondsali kabaddi ge ba. Alli nanna aata thoristhini.

bg: thu! ninjote kabaddi aadoda?

plm: aae! adaralli eno ide? nananthu daily dng jote aadthini.......

mdv: haudo! naanu aadthini. YES....... WHAT DO YOU CALL IT?.........aah! Full majaa iruthe.

dng: le venki! kannadadalli mathado! englisnalli maathadidre nange tension aaguthe antha ninge gothillava?

tsd: nanage (h)adella gothilla! illi naanu cricket aadodikke bandidhu. Hes........ what no? i want to play (h)only cricket,.

NOW WHAT TO DO???????????
THEY BEGIN THE MATCH AT PATALLAMA GROUNDS:

BG TEAM: KNU, PLM, NSS, TSD, BG.

DNG TEAM: MDV, MKS, VS(seena), NH, DNG.

JOKER: SSS

CHEER GIRLS: NAK, SIRISHA.

UMPIRES: RG, VS(vani suresh).

THIRD UMPIRE: TIGER (TGR).

MATCH REFREE: CHANDRU(chandrashekhariah)

TOSS:
bg calls heads, uts come down as tails........
dng won the toss and has chosen to field.

5 overs match

1st over: knu n plm cum 4 opening after fight in the toilet.
Bowler: Namma Kashinath(MDV).


knu on strike 4 the 1st ball...... he is beaten all ends up.
mohana: sariyagi aado loper! toilet nalli maadihaage alla.
knu: admmappa saaku! evella naavu kandilva?

2nd ball: single taken in 3rd man region........ plm on strike.
plm is beaten.
knu: nanige aawaz haakde! swalpa nindu sariyagidiya baggi nodkolo......... kanthri mohana!
plm: erali erli. aadu.
plm wastes the next 4 balls...........

2nd over:

BREAK DANCER(MDV): 1st ball: knu is clean bowled by a googly.

plm: hehehehehhehehehehheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

knu: lo mohana nakkiddu saaku! yen aadi kithkothyo kithko noodona! huh!

next bats man: nss.

2nd ball: defencively played by our hero, nss.

3rd ball: 4 runs thru the covers boundary.........

RG (umpire) to mks: yaakappa? sariyagi haakokke baralwaa? adenu, 4 hodesikonde!

mks: re! sumne nimkekasa nodkolri.

4th ball: single taken.

5th ball: knu defends it.

6th ball: knu hits the ball thru midwicket n calls nss 4 a run............
nss runs quickly but, knu is running slowly........ dng runs in and throws the ball at the nonstriker's end........ it hits the stumps directly.
All appeal to VS......... howzzat????????????
VS goes 4 the 3rd umpires opinion................
TGR is sleeping. Then, Hraisha comes in and wakes him up.
he makes the decision n declares it as out.

knu: yaako le muduka? gaanchalina? naanu olageiddhe. i am not out!
CHANDRU(match ref): fines match fee 4 showing dissent.
knu is thrrown out of the field by chandru's men.........

bg comes to the crease:

3RD OVER:

vs: he bowls a maiden over.
everybody is surprised.

4th over:

nh:
1st ball: bg on strike.
nh: leeee! kumbhara. maadthini thogo!
bg: maado nondthini! een kisithyo kisi!
bg takes guard.
nh To rg (umpire) : hello madam! swalpa niv awana wicket kaanisuva haage maadthiraa?
rg to bg: why maa??????? swalpa noo wicket bidodakke baruvidillava?
1st ball bowled: bg is clean bowled by nh's slower ball.
rg: yenappa? antha slow balloo aadaokke baralvaa.......?
bg: fast appeal!
nh: lee kumbhara! eega ondu kotre alla flat aagibedabeku!
bg leaves the field.

last man comes in:

TSD takes guard: to rg: hes! wat no? where is my middle stump?
rg: ask ur wife.!!!!!!!!!!!
tsd: hes! (h)it is not the time to joke.......
tsd takes guard n gives a broad smile to nak..........
dng: leeee! bowler allila illi iruvudu. sumne eekade thirugi aata ferfectaagi aado!

2nd ball: b4 the sec ball is bowled, nak looks at devu and gives a mild smile.........
devu in full josh.......... hits the ball out of the ground 4 a huge six.

3rd, 4th,5th,6th balls: defended.

last over:

dng is the bowler:
nss scores 6 sixes of 6 balls...........

TARGET: 49 RUNS IN 5 OVERS.

1st over:

MDV and SSS(joker) opening the innings.........

plm is the bowler:

1st ball: yorker! mdv defends it carefully.
2nd ball: he bowls a drive length ball......... and mdv wacks it thru the covers 4 a 4.
plm to mdv: le kaashi! bad luck maga. edge aagi 4ge hoyitu..
3rd ball: mdv hits over the bowler and calls 4 a single.... sss runs on the track and gets a warning 4m the ump,vs. tis creates huge pot hiles on the pitch.........
5th ball: sss hits the ball and calls mdv 4 a run..... mdv doesnt see sss...... n collides with him. He is retired hurt and is taken back on a stretcher...........
6th: new batsman comes in......
its none other than our BREAK DANCER(mks)
he is out caught behind........ all throw up an appeal....... vs declares it as notout.......
plm: yaake madam? thindu kobba????????
vs: aiyoo rama! noodi pa plm...... u r a senior lecturer in this coll, now that our jaggu has left due to income tax problems, neevu heegella aadabaaradu......

2nd over:

nss to sss:

1st ball: sss misses the ball b coz he is too late to react to a quicker 4m nss...
2nd ball: the ball bounces n hits his tummy..... all go up 4 an appeal......... the umpire, rg says
it is stomach b4 wicket.......... it is not out..........
3rd ball: sss takes a single after the ball flew over the slips..........
4th ball: nss to mks:
clean bowled..............
umpire: wher is the next man? ellappa aa loper?
nh to kns(physio): een madam? seere thumba channagide!
dng to nh: bega hogri......... nh. ee vayasalli edella nimge beeka?
next man:nh comes to the crease........ while dng n seena fight over who will come to the crease next.............

5th ball: nh on strike........ he takes a glance across the pitch....... to look at kns....... she smiles at him........
nh: aiyooooooooooooo! (too hot to handle!)
he tries to impress kns by hitting the ball out of the ground...... but, he misses the ball..........

6th ball: he hits it 4 a boundary.........

3rd over:
knu to sss:
1st ball: a bouncer!
2nd ball : sunduru hits it 4 a 4 ............
3rd ball: full toss..... 4 runs over the bowler.............

capt bg in full zoom......... comes 2wards knu to give some advice...........
dng: yaako umesha? dont worry maadkobeda. aaraamagi maadu..........
knu: sariyamma!
4th ball: beaten......... appeals, but given notout........
5th ball: the ball is hit hard........... sss calls 4 a run: yes yes! but, poor nh knows only sans and kannada...... he doesnt run............ sss is runout.
6th ball: seena is clean bowled.........

4th over:

tsd to nh:
1st ball: nh hits a slower ball 4 a six n turns 2wards kns.......... fulllllll impress!
2nd ball,3rd,4th,5th,6th..........beaten.

THE TENSION IS UNBEARABLE:

THE LAST OVER OF THE MATCH:

BG TO SEENA: seena is bowled of the 1st ball..
bg: next principal naane kano seena!
2nd ball: capt dng on strike 4 the 1st time ever in this match.....................
26 needed 4m 5 balls: dng hits it 4 a huge 6!
3rd ball:
bg to knu: aiyoo! tensione thogobedaa!........... dng hits a slower ball to a huge 6.
4th ball: another 6!
bg: abba!
dng: hegede? huh!
5th ball: the ball takes an outside edge ang goes 4 a boundary..........
6th ball: 4 runs needed!
bg bowls a bouncer........... dng hits an upper cut, ala virender sehwag.........

DNG's TEAM WON THE MATCH......................
NOW, IT S PARTY TIME AT KALASIPALYAM SAARAAYI ANGADI........ courtesy, the winning capt, dng............................................................